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Brief Introduction
For those of you that don't know Me already, I'm Mindy and I've been in the phone sex biz doing sensual domination calls since 2008. For past few years, I've exclusively taken calls from only a small amount of clients due to time constraints. Now that I have a little more time on My hands, I'm excited to announce that I'm opening up My Lonely Hearts Jackoff Club to new members. Take a look around My website and if you feel we are a good fit, reach out to Me. Let Me know you'd like to be a member and we can take it from there.
So What's This Lonely Hearts Jackoff Club All About?
It's a place to show your appreciation for your Goddess
Joining the Lonely Hearts Jackoff Club is easy...and FREE
Here's how it works:
Fill out the quick and easy "Getting To Know You" form in the "Contact Mindy" section below. Filling out the form is NOT a requirement, but doing so will help Me determine what your needs and expectations are.
After we determine our course of domination, call Me, sext Me, or message Me through one of My paid adult services for a naughty session. You can find those services on My other website, YourErsatzGirlfriend.
During our correspondence, I'll act as your Ersatz Girlfriend...your fantasy girlfriend who will give your life a little bit of meaning.
Soon, you'll fall in love with Me, begging to be My "simp" even after I show no reciprocation of your adoration what-so-ever. I will be on your mind, making your cock hard ALL THE TIME. The best way to relieve your stiffy is to masturbate and ejaculate after you spoil Me with gifts and monetary tributes. There's no better feeling than blowing a load after I send you confirmation of the gift I received from you.
There are plenty of items of all different price ranges from My Lonely Hearts Jackoff Material Amazon Wishlist that you can purchase or contact Me for other options. I'll update the site with some gift card options soon. Feel free to make some suggestions if you have a particular item you want Me to put on the wishlist or a gift card you'd like to send Me.
I'll then share pics of some of My gifts on this site after I receive them. To make our playtime more effective, you may send Me pics of the creamy mess you made from masturbating and shooting a load after spoiling Me...and I will also share those on this site. These pics will heighten our 'relationship' so you can feel closer to Me while I keep you forever in the "friend-zone". You'll want to serve over and over again; stuck in an endless cycle of worshipping and jacking off for Me.
More about Mindy, Your Ersatz Girlfriend
As your Ersatz Girlfriend, I will provide you with subtle humiliation by pretending to like you while you shower Me with compliments and gifts to keep Me interested in anything you have to say. I'm partial to lonely unattractive insular subservient wannabes, cuckolds, lil dick losers, sissy bois and shy males who have trouble communicating, obtaining, and maintaining a relationship with an attractive female. I don't care about your awkwardness or your inability to please a lady in the bedroom. I have no concern for that lil sliver of meat between your legs unless you are showing off the cumload you shot for Me. Just send Me the gifts and you can worry about your lil pecker on your own time. With that being said, I'm usually sweet and easy to talk to...unless you piss Me off for some reason, but you wouldn't purposely make your 'girlfriend' angry, right?
Where to Call, Sext, or Message Your Ersatz Girlfriend
I provide adult oriented calls, sexts, and messages on several phone sex platforms. Check out My site Your Ersatz Girlfriend to view places you can contact Me. I offer intelligent conversation about a wide range of fetishes, as well as, everyday vanilla chat.
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When you contact Me, know what you want to talk about. Just saying, "I want to serve" or "dominate me" isn't going to cut it. I like a "simp" with a little bit of a brain who can carry on a conversation.
Click the Ersatz Girlfriend link below to find My chat services. Keep in mind, I do not have a set schedule. I turn My lines on when I feel like hearing your pathetic voice.
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